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Jesus Alvarez

a cute boy , usually Hispanic popular' you are not worth his time unless your nice or you earn it he seems mean but is really sweet and kind he is competitive good hair athletic usually plays a sport like football or wrestling is awesome with babies and loves them short dosent weigh much but still super cute he has a bit of a bubble butt usually kinda dumb cause he can't realize the perfect girl is right in front of him
Girl A: Man you are so lucky to be dating Jesus Alvarez

Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
by hiramlodge June 10, 2018
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Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.
slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"
by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020
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Albenis alvarez

The beast boy u can find loves to chat he has a temper soo chill out with him a littel fuck boy but he makes it look good love u no matter what he olso got a big dick
by Inana November 23, 2017
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Javier Alvarez

a name that means a wonderful, handsome, talented, cute, intelligent, popular, athletic person. usually a perfect boyfriend and friend. a person you take you're problems to to figure out.
You're name is Javier Alvarez!! I found a new king!
by Jojo861y May 11, 2018
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Kylee Alvarez

sorayahs sister
sorayahs sister kylee alvarez looks just like her!
by anonymous 8765335677 December 20, 2020
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Luis Walter Alvarez

Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.
person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"
by theonethatscool October 28, 2021
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Erica Francine Alvarez

Oh my god did you see that new girl?

What new girl?

Over there i think her name is ERICA FRANCINE ALVAREZ

Is she pretty?

Yeah asl!!!!!
by Ecafrancina November 24, 2021
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