the lauren alderton

when a woman teases and uses men to do there bidding.

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to get karl chisnal horny in order to get a free drink

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to make her boyfriend buy her a trip to london.

by eye-pod August 18, 2010

Aldergrove

A small sketchy town stuck between Abbotsford and Langley. Kinda a shit whole were every kid hangs at the hockey rink and vapes

Yo bud wanna go choof at the Aldergrove rink

by 12365 August 23, 2018

Alderiate

Alderiate est le plus grand bolosseur que la terre ait portée. Il est aussi le dieux chauve

Alderiate le chauve

by Bringir April 29, 2017

Alderman

Alderman is the last name of a gentleman. He is always honest, truthful, and incredibly loyal. On top of that, he has the body of a god and the voice of an angel. His love is like none other.

What kind of man do you want to date?

I want to date an Alderman.

by truedog1 February 6, 2010

aldergrove

a pretty small little town, where everyone knows your name. it'd be a hick town if it wasnt for Abbotsford and Langley on each side of it making is more populated!

where's aldergrove?
we just went through it!

by crayola July 12, 2004

the planet alderaan

A sex act where during a blowjob you pull out and cum in the bitches ear.

SEE Example

Ally: What did you do last night?
Becky: Well I was giving him a blowjob when he pulled out and came in my ear!
Ally: Oh the planet alderaan!
Becky:What!
Ally:Yea you hear the voices of millions scream out and then its suddenly silent
Becky: OOOOOOOO

by Kyle Zhig June 29, 2008

Alderon J Smythe

Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.

Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)

by pseudonumberoneonenine June 19, 2010