Alonzo

One of the best friends to have, he is very trustworthy and will always listen to what you have to say. He love skittles and hanging out with his friends. Half the time he is in his own world, but if you have something important to say he will listen.

Alonzo is the best friend, you can always trust him.

by CrazyFriend21 September 21, 2020

alonzo

always on the phone, always singing rihanna or britney spears songs, loves caramel-mocha frappaccino's, dogs eat his glasses and the ladies looooooove him.

"Sing me an Alonzo!"

by Lauren Sheridan May 3, 2009

alonzoo

The best muthafucka out there

Holy shit he is an alonzoo

by EliteMerci November 16, 2016

Alonzo Rojo

Alonzo Rojo is one of the nicest guys that you'll ever meet he also goes by Cadet colonel Rojo , He's a future Marine and hes the future colonel for AFJROTC. NO ONE BEATS THE COLONEL!! He is a really good friend and is low-key weird but also funny You can always count on him for anything even some dumb stuff You can really count on him and hes like a really good influence he sees the best in people and people see it in him because he is always optimistic keeps his head up never gives up and gives it his all

Yo Alonzo Rojo is the real homie i can always count on that dude

by x.lessliiee.x._ October 21, 2018

Albonso

The action of having rough sex in da bathtub for anytime longer than 69 mins

Lets do some good albonso

by Sucklotsofball May 5, 2022

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

The place where I stole the margarine

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022

Amos Alonzo Stagg High School

This school is mostly filled with fobs. There is no racial diversity and all you here is Arab language. ALLAH AKBAR. There is too many fobs at Amos Alonzo stagg highschool

Hey that fob goes to Amos Alonzo Stagg High School

by erentil fr4 November 29, 2019