Albertin

The most amazing friend ever. She'll be there for you through everything. Don't make a mistake and lose her, you'll be sorry! <3

Albertin is my best friend.

by Elle16 March 5, 2011

Port Alberni

A bumbling little hick town full of evolutionary throwbacks of all creeds and cultures, the only place in the world to develop the H (Hillbilly) chromosome through a combination of constant inbreeding and the fallout that blew in from the chernobyl accident. These H chromosome victims get together in contrived little groups and gossip and talk about subjects totally devoid of any meaning or sense, they just like to vibrate their vocal chords. The are smells like human waste due to their inability and lack of consideration to treat their own sewage, the bumbling yokels would prefer to "sleep where they shit" like pigs. Infested with crackheads, gold diggers, white trash and every other color of trash under the sun, it is a disgusting little pock mark on the planet. It simultaneously burning to the ground and sinking into the ocean would only beautify the surrounding nature, the only tragedy is there would be no more clam bucket, that place is the only place that makes a decent burger.

"Port alberni? Isn't that just another word for incestuous anal rape??"

by giggidygiggidybitches May 6, 2009

Princess Albertina

Female genital piercing. The femail version of the prince albert

I got a new piercing but I can't show you right now, it's a princess albertina

by Bayla October 23, 2006

Albertini

Albertini is different from most people he’s unique in its own he’s pretty well known and is also from manors park

When I seen Albertini I said he’s cute for a brown skin

by Anonymous from dandy January 15, 2021

Kaeya Alberich

Kaeya alberich is an attractive man which could run someone over and they would say thank you. If you like kaeya alberich you are normal if you don’t you are not. Seggsy.

“I want kaeya Alberich to step on me”

by Is that a simp ew May 22, 2021

port alberni

Another word for one of those monster shits that make your ass bleed a little and stinks so bad it makes you gag on your own shit.

Man, I took a Port Alberni this morning and had to throw up in the sink while sitting on the toilet.

by ninja_titties May 7, 2009

Port Alberni

The birth place of Tenis and everything beautiful in the world. Contrary to popular belief Port Alberni is nice, suck on that you Port hating cunt sucking pussy licking t-bag taking trogladites who have nothing better to do then diss Port instead of getting off your lazy asses and doing something with your lives you phat pieces of vagina rot.

I had an awesome day in Port Alberni today, the sun was shining and I got a super wet blow job from a hot tourist passing through. She also had sex with my big dick, in Port Alberni, yeah Port Alberni super great place, better than Ukee or Tofino.

by Mike Hunt-Hurt August 21, 2009