Arlington

So unknown that it's better to tell people you're just from D.C.

"Where are you from?"
"Arlington."
"Where?"
"Virginia."
"What?"
"D.C."
"Oh, have you met the president?"

by bovach March 18, 2009

United Airlines

An airline that removed its paid customer by using excessive force.

Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.

by WeAreLOL April 11, 2017

United Airlines

A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.

Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"

Or

"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"

by Juggalo1147 ➰〰➰👍🏻🌽 April 16, 2017

Arlington Heights

A midwest Chicago suburb where all kids do in the summer is go to pools every single day and then bike dta.

Dunkin' runs take place in this town EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Kids from Arlington Heights claim their from Chicago when they live 45 minutes away.

jack : where are you from?

ryan : Chicago
jack : cool, what neighborhood?
ryan : uh Arlington Heights its like 40 mins away

Sophia : wya
Matt : dunkin, duh

by 4178@9?336/! May 12, 2019

United Airlines

A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.

"I'm flying United Airlines today, wish me luck!"

by ZKOS April 12, 2017

Aisling

Aisling can be described as many things: breath-takingly beautiful, smart, adorable, sweet, cute, Minnie Mouse, a porpoise, lover, sweetheart.

Aisling's beauty makes all poetry inadequate and her voice is softer than all of the songs composed.

Aisling is perfect!

I love my Aisling now and forever!
She's adorably perfect and sweet!

by RobbieReindeer December 28, 2010

Aisling

Hottie. One to persue for sure, but try to catch her because she's up for the challenge :)

She loves men but they love her more, its both her curse and her blessing

Have you met your Aisling yet???

Everything you could want in a person, lover, friend you will find in an Aisling

by Want an Aisling? February 3, 2010