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Clay Aiken

Biggest cock-smoker in the universe. A Gay Pop Idols “Star” who is in love with anus. Sings like crap and blows dick for fun.
That Clay Aiken is one big fag, I saw him suck dick at the truck-stop.
by Noreturn July 25, 2008
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liam aiken

An excellent actor who is best known for his role in Stepmom. Will be playing Klaus Baudelaire in the new film A Series of Unfortunate Events based on the books by Lemony Snicket.
Liam Aiken should be reconized as a talented actor.
by Ashley_A October 23, 2004
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clay aiken

1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"

"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."
by i_am_jesus September 22, 2008
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south aiken high school

a school where you are either a rich ass person or you're a pot head. sometimes, both. occasionally normal people. almost won state twice, but our quarterback threw the chance away twice and is now at a D2 school with the best running back in the state. our soccer team is legit, girls though, the boys suck. golf is not a sport. swimming does pretty good. volleyball games are only gone to to see some ass. the cheerleaders are mostly whores who have sex with their bestfriends ex or are boy crazy. some are legit. this is the worst school to possibly attend because we have a milkdud as our principal. oh we have coach waters as a legend who had sex with a student. only thing we have going is our football team. and that's barely good this year. so unless you are rich and/or like drugs, don't come here.
person 1: hey I am transferring to south aiken high school this year
person 2: are you a pot head or are you rich?
person 1: no I heard the teachers are very hands on there ;)
by bootysniffer6969 August 22, 2018
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Clay Aiken

American pop singer, who won American Idol in like 2005 or something like that. Its okay girls, he gay.
Mom: So Billy, whos your favorite singer?
Billy: Clay Aiken
Mom: But isn't he gay?
Billy: Maybe...
by xSWAGxNO FAG19 April 4, 2011
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Cara Aiken

1. Some one who comments on your facebook but deletes it before you read it. Then you receive a notification that this person wrote on your wall, but there is nothing there from them. This type of behavior is a total tease and should not be tolerated.

2.Some vodka and orange juice drinking skank who lives in the tundra and has a suit of armor in her living room and hair balls on her carpet
I got a notification saying that Todd wrote on my wall, but then I looked and there was nothing there from him. He totally Cara Aikened me, what a tease.
by Jorge W. Arbusto April 9, 2009
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clay aiken

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay GAY GAY GAY
by hawkdude56 April 20, 2005
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