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The Admiral Ackbar

a sexual prank used while in the doggie-position. Man on man, girl on girl, man on girl, girl on man, whosoever is taking the other from behind announces before ejaculation "the Death Star is fully operational!" to this the receiver turns around and says "WHAAATTT?" only to be greeted by a "ITS A TRAP!" and a face full of creamy ejaculate (basically the "Admiral Ackbar" in the situation facials the chick)
Creamer yelled "ITS A TRAP" right before he creampied the girls face and completed "The Admiral Ackbar"
by Rainman Dave December 11, 2010
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Admiral's Threeway

An amorous encounter with a mother and daughter.

The name comes from Admiral Nelson's well know proclivity for mother/daughter combos.
Last weekend, I went home with this smokin' hottie. It was getting hot and heavy, when her mom busted in. Before I could say a word, this little cougar jumped right in. Just call me Lord Nelson, cause I had an Admiral's Threeway.
by Drunken Irish Bastard July 24, 2010
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Admiral Crunch

Eating Captain Crunch cereal with rum poured over it, for a mature taste.
Stephen Colbert enjoys eating Admiral Crunch cereal.
by This is not a definition June 11, 2009
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Admiral's Chair

a sexual act involving a male standing behind a female with the female bent at a 90 degree angle at the hip. the female puts her arms behind her and the male then grabs the female by the wrists. as the male is banging the female he is also steering her around the room, preferrable into walls and furniture as if to be steering her like a boat.
I had her in the admiral's chair position and ran her into an oncoming vehicle.
by steve canyon April 17, 2009
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Admiral Funpooper

An annoying Englishman who enforces the no-inflatable toys rule in public pools
"Derek is such an Admiral Funpooper"
by ScotCan November 21, 2009
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AdmiralBulldog

Swedish cuck streamer who won a TI once and thinks it still makes him relevent to this day, but still got a hot grill, probably because she is cringe incarnate.
Remember that AdmiralBulldog who won a TI in 2013? Yeah me neither.
by xxx_FidgetSpinner69 September 3, 2017
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Admiralled

Verb. To be admiralled: Promoted to a position where you are next in line to be blamed, fired or even snuffed out.

Taken from Darth Vader's proclivity to force-choke Admirals who had not performed their duties satisfactorally, and promote the next man in line to Admiral... hence condemning him to a similar fate when the next mistake was made.

"You have failed me for the last time Admiral Ozzel... choking... You are in command now Admiral Piett."
Oh Christ, I've just been admiralled up to Senior Account Director, that's my career finished when the sales figures come out next month.
by Scrapyard-mutt April 29, 2020
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