adam

a dumbass who pretends to like you for 4 months and then goes out with your best friend

"Hey i have something to tell you, i am going out with you best friend ****"

"why would you do that Adam???"

"cuz i never really liked you, and she is hotter then you"

by Megs<3 October 9, 2008

adam

A prepubescent-sounding male who works at Mcdonald's for a living stealing various plastic utensils from his corporation. Tries to make his voice deeper to gain attention of fellow women, but fails miserably.

oh Hoy Hoy Hoy Hoy Hoy is how Adam's laughter goes.

by Mista desperashun January 2, 2008

adam

a boy that will tell you anything you want to hear, has very bad anger issues, lies about almost everything he tells you, is wayyyy bipolar, and the biggest jerk you will every meet. also he will chase you around a room until you fall and hurt yourself.

"he is being such an Adam"

by bangbangchoochootrain2 August 19, 2008

adam

a guy with cool orange sun glasses who makes everyone else looks crap with his good hair

guy: heh look at that guy with his stupid glasses
guy 2: yo bizatch that guys an adam snizzle face

by the king of durkdurkastan November 3, 2008

adam

the biggest mooch ever. Can smell weed from a mile away

"Dont be such an adam, I dont have any weed."

"Watch out,that kid is an adam."

by womper777 March 22, 2009

adam

adam if you are reading this i hope you die.jk i love you I would fuck you day and night but i cant because you wont let me with your consent which i respect but plz let me fuck you.

sexy nigga adam

by MinecraftYOLOswagmaster May 10, 2018

adam

Someone who never stops eating apples. OR Someone who eats, and chews apples loudly, open mouthed, and doesn't notice how much someone hates him for it.

Dude, stop being an Adam, I can hear you chewing your apple from over here.

by C.S.W.T.L S.W.A.T December 24, 2007