throw a cock in her

an expression used to communicate a dude's desire to have sex with a particular female, generally employed to convey one of the following feelings: (1) that the chick in question is smokin' hot; (2) that the dude is suitably horny although the chick is not that hot, (3) that the dude's standards are lower than the person he is speaking to; or (4) that there is something about the chick in question that the dude likes.

(1) "Damn look at that hottie....I'd throw a cock in her."

(2) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's ugly."

Speaker 2: "I don't care, I need a slump buster...I'd throw a cock in her."

(3) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's kinda old and has no tits."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

(4) Speaker 1: "Mandy never did it for me."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

by 51westside July 8, 2011

kev adcock

The name of perfection. A bearded wonder

Look at that gorgeous bearded man over there, it must be Kev Adcock

by Bigkevpa July 2, 2017

I'd suck a cock

YRG basketball slang for making a bet that the shooter of the basketball would miss a shot.

Yourrage: I'd suck a cock if he hits that
*hits shot*

Yourrage: *screams intensively*

by Potato šalad March 16, 2021

I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.

Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”

by Double triple February 5, 2022

Alcocking

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.

Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!

by Mundoman September 9, 2019

put a cock in it

Place your member in an unspecified orifice. A catch-all retort to unmanly or insufficiently insulting jabs. A repelling verbal blow meant to shock one's opponent into stunned silence.

Friend: 'Where did you get those awful shoes?'
You:' Put a cock in it - Jim'

by Blower August 18, 2006

alcock

A talentless loser with no sense of humour and no friends (Alcock)

jim: Did you see that loser yesterday, trying to play the drums?
Gaz: Yeh what a stupid alcock

by Gareth Fisher October 9, 2006