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Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is a feisty but hot dude who enjoys cleaning and beating the crap out of anyone who disagrees with him.

His friends Isabel and Farlan died so he resorted to hanging out with 17 year olds instead because maybe he was desperate.

He’s short but has massive talent and power so watch what you say in the presence of the Mighty Heichou.
Hailey: Hey, you know Levi Ackerman?
Albert: Yeah, what about him?
Hailey: He’s mine Albert. Don’t even try.
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Levi Ackerman

A really fucking short lil shit who has no emotion and loves to clean.
by aRandomPotato69 March 30, 2016
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Levi Ackerman

Daddy material.

Mr clean.
5'2 but it do not matter.
Loves to beat up angry teenagers.
Person 1: 'Did you see Levi today?'
Person 2: 'Yeah. He's hot asf'
Person 1: 'And super daddy material'

Levi Ackerman: Humanity's strongest soldier.
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Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is a 30 something year old man whose friends all died so he is forced to hang out with 17 year olds. He is sexually attracted to cleaning supplies and Erwin Smith. Maybe also Eren Yeager but that's illegal so he keeps it on the down low. He grew up in the hood so he a strong little birch. His eyebrows look like twigs but its cool.
"Hey did you see that 30 year old possible pedophile in the park hanging out with those young kids in the park?"
"Yeah why was he caressing a bottle of Windex?"
"Yeah I think his name was Levi Ackerman"
by allisonistrashh September 2, 2017
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Levi Ackerman

Hot ass dude that’s in his mid 30s with a sad pass.

Loves to clean and loves amazing No matter what he does.

Loves to beat the shit out of people (Expecally teens)

For some reason some people call him daddy. 🤢
OMG!!!! Have you seen blah blah blah of AOT?!?! Levi Ackerman is so hot in that one seen!
by OnlineAnimeFreak May 15, 2018
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levi ackerman

The equivalent to the boogie monster. The short creature that comes out at night and nibbles little children’s ears if they have a messy room. Levi is rumored to be 3”4 and very attractive to eye witnesses.
“I leave one pair of shoes out on my floor and i wake up to a hot midget, Levi Ackerman, bitting my ear!”
The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”
by p1ssk1nk321 July 24, 2021
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Johnathan Ackerman

The Johnathan Ackerman watched the broncos game and got the epic victory royals at the same time.
by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019
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