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If you're not too unavailable to fuck a retard then you're available. If you don't think so then I'll make it a point to demonstrate exactly how available you are to me and we can learn together what a dying cripple sounds like.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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without avail

synonym of "to no avail"
An email was sent to you, without avail
by BigMoney8481 May 25, 2016
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Aperture of Availability (AoA)

noun

A specific time frame or condition during which resources, opportunities, or services are accessible or obtainable. : AoA
Please let me know if any further attention is needed on this project. I have many other tasks I could get to this week before my vacation. I need to prioritize, but it depends on my Aperture of Availability (AoA).
by Paul_Nunchux May 30, 2024
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totally available

You have my complete undivided attention.
master ,i am totally available for your service !
by zip adoda March 9, 2012
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available science

Science that is or can be easily accessed, not necessarily limited to prior knowledge
We used available science to determine how profitable our business venture could be
by Dr. Jordan Roberts April 24, 2022
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I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.
"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."
by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022
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Half available

When you're single but don't want to commit to anyone
by CuckNinja August 2, 2018
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