A.S.S

Acronym, meaning: Always Stay Strapped. A way of living. A great way of living.

Bro, I was out in the woods and a fucking bear came up on me.

Oh Shit! What did you do?

I shot that mother fucker bro.

Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.

by sanfred July 7, 2011

A.S.S

AFTER
SCHOOL
SNACKS

guy 1- "dude I want some A.S.S right now."
guy 2 -"I FUCKIN LOVE A.S.S"
guy 1-"ill buy you some A.S.S later "

by SHIFUCK PISSTITTY June 18, 2018

A.S.S

Akward Speed Syndrome.

The friend in your group that walks ahead or behind the groups pace of walking. There is a standard pace set for the group who is walking but one of the people in the group does not agree with that pace and therefore either walks ahead or behind of said pace.

Me: "Why is he walking so far ahead of us?"
Other displeased group member: "He's an A.S.S"

by The Rack November 17, 2010

A.S.S

A- Ape
S- Smelling
S- Shit

Bro... look at this A.S.S

I made this up.

by ahisodahwdaiowd June 20, 2017

A.S.S

Adequate Sexual Satisfaction

"Sometimes, eating ice cream can be A.S.S."

by Sexyymofo April 22, 2019

a.s.s

A.S.S is anonymous sociopaths secrets. It is a support group for sociopaths.

“hey you gonna go to a.s.s. tonight man?”

“nah I’m not vibing with a.s.s. right now it don’t taste good, maybe tmr night?”
“no I mean the support group, woah bro are you gay?”

by brftan November 15, 2019

a s s

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by a s s c h e e s e April 16, 2020