A clumsy person. Usually has a bad case of butterfingers, and the uncanny ability to fall upstairs and trip over the floor.
"Owen is such a klutz, he ran into the side of a wall and knocked himself out. Literally."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2021
Get the Klutzmug. by surfymac August 25, 2017
Get the Klutzmug. Somebody who is constantly butt dialing people, sending text messages to the wrong person, replying to the same text twice, not to mention they always drop it.
God, Lauren's such a phone klutz. She called me twice last night and each time i just heard the TV, she seriously needs to stop butt dialing people!
by Emmerr December 24, 2010
Get the Phone Klutzmug. by neha's hot gay friend October 1, 2022
Get the mega klutzmug. Gosh the guy was a total klutz ....always in everyone's business
I just found out that my bestie was a klutz all this time....she was pretending to be my friend but backstabbing me
I just found out that my bestie was a klutz all this time....she was pretending to be my friend but backstabbing me
by Baby kimi.chinny August 13, 2025
Get the Klutzmug.