Gark

The sound made when choking on your own dick; the word was coined by youtube host Reina Scully.

That creepy dude in the back of class died of garking last night when he was home alone.

by SourceFed Podcast Listener July 17, 2016

gark

when your dick herts from wanking to long

dave had been wanking for days and his dick felt like it was on fire

dave seid " ow shit ive gark ed it

by dddgg March 13, 2010

Gark

Gark is maximus edward ferrari who is a gay stinky bitch ed bitch rap

Max is gark

by I hate koda so much June 3, 2022

Gark

Gark: A multi billionaire's penis.

Hey, look at Elons zipper bulge, Ollie, he must-have a really big "Gark".
Ollie hated mopping the executive washroom, the "Gark" trails were difficult to remove.

by aureliuspm January 18, 2025

gark

The sound of sucking your own dick.

"Yo dude I heard you garking last night."
"I gark all the time.

by Puh Zooner July 17, 2016

Garke

A sweet last name a man usually has. He is mostly a ginger. He can be a totally pain in the ass and a dickhead, but overall a good person. Everyone should have a Garke in their lives. You won’t regret it.

Person 1.) Hey, look it’s a Garke!

Person 2.) Yeah, but isn’t he a ginger asshole?
Person 1.) Sometimes but overall a funny guy!

by Sunshine :) July 8, 2019

All Garks

A common everyday saying used in New Zealand by all natives to the land, often used when someone says something and is "all shit" or typically lies as per usual.

Kiwis can use "all garks" instead of using profanities such as "shit" "kaka" or, "teko"

Ie, bro I got the mean skunks....come over for a session....

Bro tries a cone* "that fulla is "all garks"

by All garks July 5, 2022