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We have a fucking Josh 

1. A business that believes to have a high value asset, which turns out to be a massive liability. The opposite of "We have a Hulk"
2. A business or entity that includes a dude named Josh
"We have a fucking Josh"
"Yeah, that's why we should hide him in the basement"

Son of a fucking bitch 

a string of profanity, usually uttered when someone accidentally self-induces pain.
John:(after stubbing his toe) Son of a fucking bitch!

Get a fucking job 

This is what you say to a thirty year old running around aimlessly in your neighbourhood at 4 o'clock in the morning looking for pikachu
DAVE: " hey tom who's that clown running around on your front lawn in the rain with his I phone?" TOM: "who knows , that dude should get a fucking job "

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra 

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.
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a fucking bitch pussy 

A fucking bitch pussy is when playing the card game, UNO, this specific person calls UNO. BUT, it doesn't end there. This person's last card is a wild card, allowing them to finish on any color or number. Ending on a wild card is a fucking bitch pussy move. Don't be a fucking bitch pussy
Player 1: UNO!
Player 2: You better not be playing like a fucking bitch pussy
Player 3: Lil' Bitch.