A Brendan

A large Bigfoot looking man

Wow that guy looks like a Brendan

by Cute Kittin April 20, 2022

Pulling a Brendan

A scheme in which someone develops an alternative plan to be executed immediately following the consummation of the original plan.

"My review didn't go as I had hoped. I didn't want to, but it looks like I am pulling a Brendan. Time to go tell my boss that I am accepting another job"!

by KTM300XCWRACER February 8, 2014

Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.

Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"

by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014

Pulling a brandon

When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.

Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.

by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020

Pulling A Brendan

To Drive the top speed in Grand Theft Auto and jump out.

When my friend found me in GTA Online he greeted me by pulling a Brendan.

by Insert handle_here September 3, 2020

A halfway brandon

The act of taking a shit and when an exceptionally large turd is half way out of the asshole and the person themself or another person such as a friend pushes it back up your asshole

Man, I was feeling lonely so I called up my friend and he gave me a halfway Brandon

Sarah was feeling pretty kinky so I shoved a turd back up her asshole for sexual pleasure

by Thebigpenis May 26, 2018

Brandon a

A small, imp-like homophobic gay that always has dry cum on his chin.

“Did u see what he did to her? That’s what I call giving a good Brandon a birthmark!”

by AlexLibro October 29, 2018