lady with a dick

this is when a guy tucks and the girl comes up behind him and has sex with him in this it looks like the girl is in the guy its quit funny to see if you ever have a chance

man that looked like your girlfriend has a dick "yeah man thats the, lady with a dick"

by tally wildman May 8, 2009

pink lady in a shot glass

When a female is about to climax due to cunnilingus, reaches up and slaps her partner across the face, then proceeds to climax on said face.

Watch out for that chick, she'll give you a pink lady in a shot glass!

by Qrocks April 24, 2014

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013

Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie?

A phrase spoken with an Irish or Scottish accent, meaning, be a man and get it done.

Guy1: I don't think i can do it.

Irishman: Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie?

by Swagger-2094 July 21, 2011

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013