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EVERGREEN TERRACE

Once known as the best underground Metalcore/Hardcore Punk Band to come out of Jacksonville Florida.They Basically Started the whole hardcore/metalcore scene in the Jacksonville
area. The band formed sometime in the early 2000's , and have released a few albums like Burned alive by time, Loosing all hope is freedom, and what many of their true loyal fans since the near begining suggest to be their most near SELLOUT album
"Sincerity is an easy Disguise in this business".
Man that new Evergreen terrace album is so not them what happened?
by who knows this x October 11, 2005
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evergreen terrace

Evergreen terrace is some of the coolest christians ever
by dollfucker March 6, 2004
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evergreen valley high school

High school that was offered laptops and all these other tech-savy shit in 2002. The next year, they took it away because all we kids broke them. Now EVHS is just a regular over-populated Californian high school with a lot of Cacuasians that they think they're gangsta, a few Black kids who swear they're gangsta, not many scary Asian gangstas, and A LOT of scary looking Hispanic gangsta kids that ended up here and not at Mt Pleasant or Silver Creek because their parents are rich enough to be in the middle.
And there are a bunch of gay males, lots of bisexual females, and no lesbians.
idiot1: "I go to Evergreen Valley High School"

idiot2: "Oh you must drive your Hummer to school, work at Hollister, your parents are engineers, and you have laptops. Ritchbitch"
by suburbia is all the same July 12, 2006
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evergreen park

the crummiest little town thats in the southern suburbs of chicago. everyone in there wants to get out as soon as they can because theres nothing there
hey, why is everyone leaving?

oh, we must be in evergreen park
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Evergreen Highschool

Every one thinks that Evergay is a really gud school but it Ain’t. Lot of cocky f boys here.... Compared to Silver creek we are even.... minus the fact that they are better at sports then us... They got less judgmental people... have better dancers and people..... Yea its true we suck at sports.... First battle of the axes against Silver Creek and we lost.... Really bad. The ppl in Evergreen may be more popular and clout but the Ppl in Silver creek are less judgmental... More diverse. Everyone jus minds there owm business..... Love creek. And our Evergreen cheerleader s S U C K
Jason: Wait what school are we versuing?

Lason: Broooo why ru at the game if u dnt even kno who we r versuing
Jason: Well IDK but there school is beating our ass in football.. N their cheerleaders r hot I might have to Slide...
Lanson: O facts. The ppl on their bleachers seem chill 2. Look at our side.....
*Both looks at Evergreen side bleacher*
Jason: Man we r cocky af
Lanson: Yeah f Evergay man

Jason: Lez transfer to Silver Creek. Evergreen Highschool sux
by SadlyPartOfEverGAY September 16, 2018
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Evergreen Middle School

One of the absolute shittiest middle schools in Spokane. Everyone there should be going to Green Acres, but are all overflows. The people there are either super rich or super poor, with some upper middle class in between.

If you don't wear logos and don't have enormous tits, you are immediately placed at the bottom of the food chain. Most of the guys there are perverts who are obsessed with grabbing girl's asses and fist pumping like they're on goddamn Jersey Shore. They are all racist and ignorant about other countries and homophobic.

The girls are either whores, religious fake gossipy girls, or girls who can't stop talking about sports. Most of the girls are ugly whores that plaster their faces with six pounds of makeup, and all the guys are hot. Oh, and everyone is snaggle-toothed...

The cliques aren't so bad, but there is an extensive group of populars, all of them dumb as rocks. There's also a tight group of lesbian meth addicts, and some pre-pubescent boys.

The teachers are monopolized by the kids there, and even follow their fashion trends. They talk about how nice the school is, but the building is practically FALLING DOWN.

All in all, Evergreen Middle School is a nice place to be if you're looking for BLT's (big luscious tits,) and meth.
Douche bag: FUCK YEAH EVERGREEN MIDDLE SCHOOL!! TIT SUCKIN YEAH!

Overly sporty girl: Omg i have tennis every saturday morning it sucks hahahaha theres this tournament and hahaha omg

Popular girl: Is Asia a country?
by Cjrox02 October 1, 2011
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Evergreen Valley College

A community college beside the hill in San Jose, CA. Has a very relaxing atmosphere and the parking isn't so bad.

A large percentage of the student population are asians and mexicans. For science classes which are 98% asian students, it is recommended to go to San Jose City College since the professors are easier.

For liberal arts classes, you'll be with people of all ethnicities. Most of these classes are ridiculously easy, that you wouldn't really learn and still get an A.
Evergreen Valley College student: I got a B in Biology and I worked hella hard for it!

SJCC student: Man I just read the newspaper during class and got an A.

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EVC Student 1: (Thick Viet accent)Hey are you Vietnamese?

EVC Student 2: No I'm not and I don't speak it. If you're going to school to learn English might as well practice it in real life you dumb asian. If the only english sentence you speak is "Hey are you Vietnamese?" then go back to your country and ask everyone if they're viet!

EVC Student 1: But I was born in America -_- and I was just curious if you were Viet lol
by Mr. Hao August 17, 2010
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