Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.

Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.

by zorcher June 13, 2009

zoroastrian

Oldest monotheistic religion.
Began in Ancient Iran, better known as Pars.
Followers of Zarathustra the prophet who conveyed the message of Ahura Mazda the God.
Some fled to India and became known as Parsis when the Muslims came and invaded Iran.
Not to mention,
We are the coolest people around.

Person 1: Hey, that girl is so cool.
Person 2: Well of course, she is Zoroastrian

by Loras Irani May 9, 2006

roronoa zoro

Soon the best swordsman in the One Piece universe

Roronoa Zoro is a crew member of the strawhats.

by Zorooooooooooooooooo January 2, 2017

zorched

Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.

I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.

by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010

Zorah

Extremely rare. Unbelievably gorgeous. Most likely to be a Victoria Secret model. Very popular. Extremely social. Not awkward. Very chill. People trust them easily. Trustworthy.

Damn that Zorah is my dream girl. She's so fucking hot! Dude I get a bonner everytime I see her! #zorah #fuckingawesome #hotaf #sexy af

by Dr. Torrez of literature June 29, 2016

zoro that hoe

To fuck a woman/man in the ass until you get shit on the tip of your dick ,pull it out and write a z on their face with your dick. Then tell everyone that knows her/him you zoroed that hoe.

Jason your wife tina is hot i'd love to zoro that hoe.

by jay from catty June 21, 2009

Pulling a Zoro

When one is trying to get somewhere but has no idea of direction and/or where the hell he/she is going, like Zoro from the anime and manga series One Piece.

"He's not going the right way to the store."
"Yeah, he's pulling a Zoro on us man. OI!! THAT WAY DOESN'T LEAD TO THE STORE, IN FACT IT DOESN'T LEAD TO ANYWHERE INTERESTING AT ALL!!"

by C^² July 20, 2013