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zoober

This word is one of the many anomolies in the English language, as it has no set definition. Although rarely used, it has been seen in the form of nouns, adjectives, and even nick-names. The most widespread mentioning of zoober occured in the form of a character named Zeb Zoober in the Disney movie "The Country Bears". The fact that this is "zoober"'s most famous appearance is saddening to most zoober enthusiasts because it is a commonly agreed upon fact that "The Country Bears" is a really shitty movie. When a person or group of people start start using the word zoober, it is usually not because they heard the word elsewhere, but because one of them made some sort of phonetical mistake, causing the word to be accidentally uttered. Only one of these such events has been recorded, and this definition shall present an abridged version (names have been omitted to protect privacy):

Person X was spending the night at person Y's house, and at a certain point X began to watch Y play the SNES game "Super Metroid". In the opening sequence of this game, the player sees his avatar travel to a planet, under which there is a caption entitling the planet "Zebes". Somewhere in X's clouded mind, the sound of "Zebes" metamorphosized into zoober, and without warning X blurted out the newfound word, much to the amusement of Y. Since then, "zoober" has become a common word among X's and Y's group of friends.
1. Dude, that's totally zoober.
2. What the zoober is going on?
3. Excuse me while I zoober on outta here.
by MBorel July 18, 2003
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zoobing

The act of trying to walk by someone who is coming toward you, but failing

A typical zoobing situation works like this
-Person A is walking toward person B
-Person B is walking toward person A
-Person A moves to his right to avoid Person B
-Person B moves to his left to avoid Person A
-They switch off as many times as necessary until passing is achieved
-Dude, I just had an intense round of zoobing! I had 10 zoobs before he moved over!!
-10 zoobs!?!?! NO WAY!!
by qwertyblab May 29, 2008
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zoobononaka

warm, juicy, delicious, fudgey diharrea mixed with jizz
I woke up at the bottom of my bed covered in zoobononaka.

After sucking his dick i had zoobononaka stuck in my teeth.
by Karly Larson April 19, 2008
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zooken

doesnt mean anything, its a stupid word which someone who shall not be named made it.
person 1: i'm such an acid-meth zooken!!!!!

person 2: WTF's a zooken?

person 1: goodle it.

person 2: its not a fuqin word dipshit.
by datgal2k11 July 25, 2011
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Zoober

A booger that moves in and out of your while breathing.
That chick was hot but that zoober in her nose was playing peek a boo
by Halfcajun2 January 11, 2017
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zoobang

He looked a little zoobang.
by The Return of Light Joker January 26, 2011
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zoogenic

zoogenic - caused by or starting in animals, as a disease
I think AIDS may be zoogenic.
by danidanidanidanidani22 July 3, 2011
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