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warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.
By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.
by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011
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Zoinking

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.
Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017
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Zoinked

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF
Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now
by YoungFolk June 13, 2018
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zoinkerblop

When you "Wreck" someone in a game, or you get "rekt"
"Bruh, Jeremy Zoinkerblopped me in Red Dead Redemption 2"
"I just Zoinkerblopped Richard"
by CaseyFromEarth July 30, 2019
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poned in the zoink

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently
My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.
by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021
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zoinked

When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart
Im so fucking zoinked right now bro
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Zonnique

A Gorgeous girl of the female race. Zonnique is inspired, introspective, and have a good understanding of the human heart. You can have the ability to commercialize your artistic talents successfully. You are often a mystery to others and to yourself. You are always reaching for something higher, without exactly knowing what that “higher” is.

Zonnique is dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most "bighearted" person ever. ( very caring for others)

Zonnique is one of a kind, she is very attractive, even cute. She's very laid back and chill, but she is fun to be around. This girl smile can really make you fall in love, and gets a lot of positive compliments about her beauty.
"Zonnique"

Z -is for zany, the funny side of you!
O -is for outlook, pleasing to all.
N -is for noble, your regal bearing.
N -is for nice, need I say more?
I -is for ideals, no higher!
Q -is for quality, quality of character.
U -is for unique, your love of life.
E -is for excellence, your passion, your drive.
by Karen Iman December 27, 2012
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