zoning

the act of staring into space, lost in your own little world.

Neil was zoning all durring class until the teacher yelled at him.

by Spotlite April 28, 2004

Pre-Zoning

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents

Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)

by I cant think of a name to have October 20, 2011

Brother-Zoning

The act of putting someone in the Brother Zone, a deeper version of the Friend Zone.

Dude - Bro, you should totally date her
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me

RIP Bro
1997-2018

by THATCARRGUYyt January 28, 2018

zonish

The most goregeous girl EVERRRR in every single way(even though she might not always think so)!! Zonish is the perfect friend and will always have your back. She is the most fun person to be around and is always positive and kind. Zonish is always there for you and will never let you down no matter what. She is the funniest person ever and is very supportive. She’s always there to help you and to encourage you to reach your goals. Zonish is definitely someone you’d want to keep with you for as long as possible and is also someone you’d regret losing. Zonish is smart and interesting and is always there to cheer you up. She’s a great listener and gives you the best advice. Zonish always puts others before herself and cares about her friends in an amount that you can’t even imagine. Zonish is a great role model overall. Anyone can learn to love Zonish and find the best in her. To make a long story short, Zonish is perfect in her own way with her own style and we all love her so much and we’re so greatful to have her in our lives!!😍🥰🤩🥳😘❤️💖

Zonish is my bff and I love her so much!!
I wish I could be like Zonish.
Zonish is the best periodt! No tampon, no pad!!!!

by Bestie💖 May 16, 2019

Zoniah

Zoniah Is a Beautiful Girl . She’s very weird and Funny . Somewhat intelligent and makes wrong decisions at some times in life . But nobody’s perfect . Zoniah Is different from most girls . She follows the wrong crowd . But she won’t for long , she’ll eventually become the leader she was meant to be . She’s very flexible and and Stubborn . But don’t we all need that stubborn friend ? She can come iff annoying at first , but take your time and get to know her . It’s be worth it . Especially if It’s Zoniah Jazmyne Gassaway 😉🗣!

Friend : You’re so weird

Zoniah: *does weird dance* I know 🌝💀

by Kxnglexi November 25, 2018

Chill-Zoning

Also known as CZing. The ultimate zone of chillness you could possibly be in. This is a state of peak relaxation and far from any care in the world. This usually involves greenery and comfortable chairs/couches, and typically has a baller television in front of the person with a XBox 360 connected. Absolutely zero work is accomplished while a person is chill-zoning, but, this is no ones fault, they are only abiding by the common rule of CZing. Homies often chill-zone in small groups and blaze together while they hate on common lame people they know. Interrupting a person while they are in a state of chill-zoning will easily gain you a bad rep with him and the rest of his homies, this is an example of when killin the chillin is a bad idea.

Yo Will, are you chill-zoning down there? Oh straight, I'm on my way.

by Hatemasterflex August 2, 2012

see zoning

Usually used in messengers like WhatsApp, see zoning refers to when a person has seen your texts, but has not replied to them.
Annoying blue ticks, anyone?

A: I really like your dp!
B: <Blue ticks>
A: Hell, he's see zoning me.

by #scribe June 5, 2017