K-zorb

verb. To encase a particularly accident prone person in bubble wrap for their own protection

The dude's a mess, k-zorb him before he ends up in A+E.
She'll need k-zorbing to get through a ski trip in one piece,.

by u brain March 12, 2021

Zorb

To attain a state of inebriation that causes others to feel disgust and/or discomfort.

The alcohol induced mindset that rationalises normally unacceptable behaviour due to heightened levels of ignorance and obnoxiousness.

Peter is zorb drunk.

by David Sherwood August 24, 2011

Zorb

A zorb is a perfectly spherical person.

Look at that zorb that resides in V1 at the University of Waterloo.

by Aycrad March 29, 2009

Zorba'd

To eat at a restaurant that is bad and can afford to be so, since it is in a touristy area of town and tourists will wander into it without knowing that it is horrible.

We got Zorba'd in Mallorca/Rome/Munich/Florence (pick any city with a flourishing tourist industry) since we didn’t know where to eat.

by Michael Klepzig September 7, 2006

zorba

Used as an alternative for the male reproductive organ

That guy has a huge zorba, that's why she's with him.

by KaptainKupcake October 16, 2018

zorb

Describes the feeling after one takes a moke snap. Basically, a spinning light-headedness that can make you drool, or even vomit when done improperly, but when done correctly feels like heroin.

G-Mo was zorbing so hard off that moke snap that he fell off his chair into his puddle of drool, then threw up on the ground, then crawled through the gurp and needed to be helped up into a sitting position once again.

by walrusjuice December 13, 2008

zorbo

1. (adj.) Used to describe a loser or nerd
Synonyms: nerdy, geeky, dorky

2. (n.) A loser; hopeless case
Synonyms: loser, nerd, geek, dork

1. Louie: College is to grow; it's kinda like a plateau... one step towards the real world.
Carrie: Your opinions are screwy. I thought all of that was zorbo.

2. "A real loser... should have the name Zorbo" (Moffat, Coming of Age in a College Dorm).

by AznMexAggie August 2, 2004