Zayden

A nigga who don't play will smack the fuck out you the realist nigga u probably know smart but still not one of them don't give a fuck what people gotta say Abt him he is definitely disrespectful asf bold asf

Niggas wanna be Zayden

by Mrtakeitoff November 21, 2021

Zander

The TRUE way to Spell Xander

P1 how do you spell your name?
P2 Zander
P1 I Thought it was spelled, Xander
P2 NO IT IS SPELLED ZANDER YOU FOOL I HATE YOU GO DIE!!!!!!!
P1 Woah dude chill

by The True Nugget Lord January 31, 2020

zander

The best person in the world 🙄✋

Omg Zander call me 🤪

by lavai February 5, 2021

Zander

The most amazing guy in the world. He's sweet, funny, listens to you, and is a loveable person. He has gorgeous hair and beautiful eyes. Zander has a beautiful personality too. He's also the most amazing boyfriend. If you ever get in a relationship (friend or boyfriend and girlfriend wise) with a Zander, don't ruin it.

Girl 1- Look at Zander! He looks hot today.
Girl 2- *walks up* Back off he's taken.

by OoferGang13 January 2, 2019

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.

DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011

zaden

zaden is a cute ass looking boy that makes girls happy. He can be mean sometimes but other than that he fine as FUCK.

zaden is a weird mf.

by mhm don't worry about it April 25, 2019

Zander

Zander is a basic funny and douchey guy. Although he's a jerk, if you get to know him he's actually very sweet and caring. He seems as confident as people can get but deep down he has some insecurities he likes to hide.

"Oh my god Zander was so annoying today."
"You gotta love him though."
"True."

by onefruitfulbastard November 25, 2018