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Zach SoFresh Minaj

Zach is just an awesome dude. Everyone wants to copy his style because he is just that cool. His hair is amazing, Spiked up or down it ALWAYS has gel in it! He is YMCMB not Taylor because Lil Wayne is better than Wiz Khalifa. He LOVES Nicki Minaj! He loves his friends and family to death. Don't get on his mean side cause he will bwcome someone else. He has tons of Swag by the way.
Zach, in 2010 was a loser, but now in 2011 Zach is KING!
Zach SoFresh Minaj
by Anommmonuzzzz123456789 October 8, 2011
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Zach Herron Is My Man

Me: ZACH HERRON IS MY HUSBAND
Friend: SHut up! Wait, What happened to your crush?
Me: *squeaks* Zach Herron Is My Man
by @imrubyherron January 9, 2019
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Masturbating Zach Style

Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.
Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.
by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015
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Zachman

He is Zachman, defender of the cosmos.

He was born from a prophecied meeting between Jack Layton and Jean Cretchien in which he was born from. At his birth, legends have it that Zachman beat up all of "those conservative donkeys"sic before redescending into this world. It's unknown where Zachman is to this day, but it is said that he will one day rise when the world is in danger of being overrun with conservatives.

It is said, Zach is the final prophet who will bring on the final battle in which he alone will survive through his NDP powers.
He was born from a prophecied meeting between Jack Layton and Jean Cretchien in which he was born from. At his birth, legends have it that Zachman beat up all of "those conservative donkeys"sic before redescending into this world. It's unknown where Zachman is to this day, but it is said that he will one day rise when the world is in danger of being overrun with conservatives.

It is said, Zach is the final prophet who will bring on the final battle in which he alone will survive through his NDP powers.
I prayed to the lord of the YRT, Zachman, to save me from the conservative party
by Exodasius March 11, 2015
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Zachman

German Monsters running loose across the Midwest. They look similar to an American Beast but are distinctively German. They are immune to pain, strong. and scary.
Ted: "Here comes a Zachman."
Jack: "Don't mess with him."

Ted: "Yea, lets get the hell out of here!"
by Emilio Gomez December 14, 2011
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zachmiester

the zachmiester is legendary in everyway, there is no mortal words to describe his awsomeness, only that when you see the magnificance himself, you will never forget
never to fear, the zachmiesters here
by JZCHARGE November 12, 2020
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zachmalik

--Noun; 1.a person whom people never seem to fight near. A peacekeeper without having to try and keep peace.
2. a thing that is extremely cool and that someone "needs"
--Verb; 1. to be extremely peacebringing and solution-ful. mediatorlike.
2. to be extremely awesome and liked by all.
Example ONE::::
Girl 1: Hey bitch! U wana go?!??
Girl 2: Yea! Sure!

*guy walks in and everyone stops*
Bystanders: Wow that guy is such a zachmalik. everyone stops fighting when he's around.
Example TWO::::
Girl 1: I need those pairs of shoes!!
Girl 2: I know! They are sooo zachmalik!!
by thtnerdyemo286 September 4, 2009
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