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zachmalik 

--Noun; 1.a person whom people never seem to fight near. A peacekeeper without having to try and keep peace.
2. a thing that is extremely cool and that someone "needs"
--Verb; 1. to be extremely peacebringing and solution-ful. mediatorlike.
2. to be extremely awesome and liked by all.
Example ONE::::
Girl 1: Hey bitch! U wana go?!??
Girl 2: Yea! Sure!

*guy walks in and everyone stops*
Bystanders: Wow that guy is such a zachmalik. everyone stops fighting when he's around.
Example TWO::::
Girl 1: I need those pairs of shoes!!
Girl 2: I know! They are sooo zachmalik!!
zachmalik by thtnerdyemo286 September 4, 2009
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Zachalicious 

Gregarious and fun-loving. Larger than life. Occasionally inappropriate, and always curious. A smattering of mischief, a dollop of culture.
Man, that guy is Zachalicious! He keeps asking me questions about my identical twin, Nasser Il Yasser. I never met a white guy who loves Persian Siamese twins so much.
Zachalicious by adb44281 December 30, 2008

zaynmalikismyreligion 

OG MOOT!!!LITERALLY SUCH GOOD VIBES AND IS SO FUNNY,ILYSM UR SO PRETTY MWAH MWAH MWAH
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zachalicious 

that dress is zachalicious
zachalicious by poogey bear 123 August 6, 2019

zaynmalikspartner 

zaynmalikspartner Is the best.🙏🙏
zaynmalikspartner Is my favorite moot<333!!!

zaynmalikisadilf78 

zaynmalikisadilf78 is one of my first and favorite tiktok mutuals and i love them so so so so much
zaynmalikisadilf78 is a freak

Zaynmalikhousemaid 

aka the best and funniest mutual ever. 🙄‼️
“zaynmalikhousemaid is literally the funniest mf i’ve ever followed