bless you dick

when your dick cums and releases the cum

i said "bless you dick" when i cummed

by dickey March 17, 2005

God bless you God

This is a humorous way to be thankful for the positives of nature, summer rain, love...

God bless you God, for sending each man a woman!

by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2021

Science Bless You (SBY)

Science Bless You (SBY): The proper response one gives to an individual that sneezes who does not believe in paganistic rituals or fairy tales.

Science Bless You (SBY)

Mike sneezed into his hand.

Adam, " SBY my friend, SBY"

Mike; " Thanks man, it was a nasty one."

by Imade Bigbrown August 11, 2010

Kazoon-you-bless

What you say to someone when they hiccup. Typically used for those random, really loud hiccups that sound painful instead of awkward eye contact and confusion.

Person A: *really loud and painful hiccup out of no where*
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"

by TasteTheMaple April 19, 2018

selective bless-you

When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.

"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."

by Sir Jobeykobra April 13, 2014

may the mods bless you

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.

someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!

by #LGCC9CCPP September 1, 2021

Blessing you up

The Christian way of absolutely exposing someone and sharing the truth about ones self for everyone to hear.

Yelling at someone with purpose.

Mrs. Smith was just blessing me up because I forgot to do my homework.

Olivia, she was absolutely blessing you up for doing that in church.

by shhheeeeesssshhhh May 4, 2021