Yoghurt Brek Jek

A guy who gets the piss taken out of him for being a jek. Yoghurt Brek Jek

One hell of a man. Jek just can’t get enough of those Yoghurt Breaks. Mmmmmmmmm

Jek is kinda quirky but don’t let him near the children lolz.

Person1: Hey yoghurt brek jek

Jek: Go away

by aftersun123 April 21, 2019

Yoghurt slinger

The act of throwing cum

"Wayne is such a yoghurt slinger"

by #NotChad October 18, 2019

Yoghurt female

a female that eats yoghurt on a daily basis , shes the queen of all women and shes taken by all the yoghurt men in the world. Shes loyal to all her males and is breed-able and submissive

damn.. that yoghurt female has a scrumptious ass

by @yoghurt.male February 10, 2022

Yoghurt face

A yoghurt face is a term for somebody with a soft face. A soft face can be defined as someone with either soft facial features, or (more insultingly) not much about them.

This term can also be seen as a sister insult to yoghurt top meaning someone who is soft in the head.

This insult is commonly used amongst silly oIrish boys with crappy hats :)

Deglan: You have soft facial features... you know what else is soft? Yoghurt.
Sarah: So you're calling me a yoghurt face?
Deglan: Well I am oIrish
Sarah: Fair nuff :)

by Sarah O'Rourke August 13, 2007

Yoghurt Male

a male that eats yoghurt on a daily basis, hes the king of all men and hes taken by all the yoghurt women in the world. Hes loyal to all his females and is masculine and dominant

damn.. that yoghurt male has a scrumptious body

by yoghurt female February 13, 2022

yoghurt brothers

male friends or acquaintances who have had sex with same woman / women. Not necessarily at the same time, but could be. 1-star for one woman shared, up to 5-stars for having had sex with 5 (or more) women. Typically found in ex-pat populations in Asia.

Yo, dude! We're 5-star yoghurt brothers now. I spent the night with that Thai spinner last night.

by Graham Spider August 5, 2009

yoghurt lobber

Yoghurt Lobber; a term used to describe the male organ also known as the penis. Also known as a yoghurt lobber to describe the process of ejaculation; a yoghurt type substance is shot (as though being lobbed) hence name, yoghurt lobber

A yoghurt type substance is shot from the penis as though being lobbed; hence yoghurt lobber.

by sall69 January 25, 2011