yomp

1. When one person opens there can of smokeless tobacco and inserts a fatty in there lip.
2. Skoal or other kinds of dip

1. OMFG dude, today sucked soo bad. I need a fat yomp.
2. Hey man lets run to the store and get a yomp.

by holmesdoggg January 10, 2006

yomps

thick. when someone has a fat ass. fattest youve ever seen.

"Kyle holy shit look at that girl."
"Bro. Yomps!"

by Yompqueen69 January 12, 2018

Yomping

The act of killing a deer with your bare hands whilst hydrating thineself with a yop

Timmy: Hey Fred why are you humping the deer that i just yomped?
Fred: My deer now hehehe

John: Hey wanna go yomping tomorrow?
Jefferson: yessir

by Chewsday April 7, 2021

yomp

meaning:

1: yes, without a doubt.
-exagerrated purposes: yomp yomp or yomp yompers.

"mike, do you like vagina? " " yomp!"

by loren davis September 26, 2005

yomp

-- Horse or Donkey Seamen
-- To yomp a person, Created in canada and was first introduced through a video game when a zombie said yomp.. Means what ever or you suck as a insult

A horses seamen or You are a tupid yomp

by Jock January 27, 2005

yomping

previously known as an oral sound made when chewing

ie: "yomp yomp yomp...this food is so good..yomp."

redefined as an act of dry humping.

"I gave you a good yomping last night you dirty hoebag."

by Catarina Maia December 28, 2005

yomping

Progressive dinner except with exotic drinks instead of food. Participants must travel on foot and should all hold some equal position of prestige.

The college presidents are all hung over from yomping last night.

by Leggett September 9, 2008