Yoghurt loins

A ginger guy who is constantly ejaculating in his pants, due to lack of human contact.

Oh look! There's goes yoghurt loins.

by Kissing cousin April 12, 2011

prison yoghurt

Semen.

Freddy Rocks had some of Hardball Steve's prison yoghurt.

by Hardball Steve February 20, 2014

shaking the yoghurt

Pleasuring oneself

Q. Where's Jay?
A. Jokingly. Probably hiding shaking the yoghurt!

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

DIY Yoghurt

yet another nasty expression for semen.

wow, i could fill a bowl with my do-it-yourself yoghurt.

aw, man - DIY yoghurt on the sheets!

by neogeek August 19, 2010

Yoghurt Rifle

Male Genitalia

"you've put yoghurt everywhere with your yoghurt rifle"

by itchyscrot July 14, 2003

Yoghurt In The Pocket

Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.

'Yo Josh'
'Fukin What Bitchs?'
'Man Charley just got Yoghurt In The Pocket !'
'Ah Fuk, Not Again'

by Josh Billabong February 5, 2008

yoghurt truck

1:A load of jizz
2:A cock, as it transports the yoghurt

I crashed the yoghurt truck into my girlfriends face last night!

by Chest August 3, 2003