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Xanaps

Xanaps

The brief but heavy periods of sleep which commonly accompany the use of the benzodiazepine alprazolam, a.k.a. Xanax.

If you don't get much sleep at night and decide to take a little Xanax the next day to 'relax', you can expect to be taking a Xanap very shortly afterwards.

Often employed by white hats of low moral fortitude to get into the pants of unsuspecting young women. These men, incidentally, should be killed with anthrax for their utter fucktardation.
Frat Boy A: Dude, what happened to those chicks we brought home from the bar?


Frat Boy B: They're still in the car taking Xanaps, you sneaky serial date rapist, you!


(high five, followed by unrequited homosexual thoughts)
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 29, 2009
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xianne

An extraordinary bitch— Yes, you read it correctly. She’s perfect, her face and body can be described the way how everyone visualized the greek goddess Aphrodite.

Her attitude? She’s amazing! She’s kind, humble, and giving. A family-oriented lady. Also, she’s an independent woman.

Be careful, you might fall in love with her in just a snap of a finger.
by TheYannaWould June 7, 2021
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Xanaxistis

The guy who always asks for nudes.
-Hey, do you know xanaxistis?
by Asteio October 8, 2020
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John Xina

John Cena's Chinese clone developed by the CCP to best Cena in the ring of honor. Consumes several gallons of Lao Gan Ma before battle to harden himself against pig American cheeseburger ideology. Has never told a lie or blinked on camera. If he catches you with a bottle of his Lao Gan Ma sauce he WILL kill you without hesitation.
Bro put the Lao Gan Ma down, John Xina is about to break the sound barrier!
by dickmichigan September 15, 2021
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xanarexic

A thin female addicted to xanax.
Lisa looks so good in a bikini and she just chills out because she's a total xanarexic.
by Dave B May 18, 2008
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Xian

Sometimes, people claim to be Christian, and then spout only Old Testament theories without ever quoting a single thing actually attributed to Christ, and further, they refer to anyone who DOES quote the teachings attributed to Christ as "cherry-picking." They love "the Cross," but remove Christ from Christianity -- hence "Xian." A follower of Christ loves all neighbors -- an Xian will yell and scream at their neighbors for not saying Merry Xmas.
"Isn't it weird how they always want to put the Ten Commandments on public property, but never the Sermon On The Mount?"
"It's not that weird, once you've dealt with enough Xians."
by the modhatter February 17, 2022
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Xianthe

A very attractive girl that is a great girlfriend and can always make you smile and can help you in any situation.
Even if you are just friends she can always make you laugh and help you out with everything and if you would be friends with a Xianthe you would know true friendship
example person 1:hey did you see that guy

example person 2:yeah that guy is the luckiest person alive to be with that xianthe
by youllfindoutsoon December 28, 2013
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