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writing the essay

A rediculously shitty class that all college freshmen in New York City and perhaps all of the United States are required to take. It is the incarnation of all that is wrong with the world. Students are forced to relentlessly pull bullshit out of their asses and smear it on pieces of paper that are turned in for grades that will inevitably tarnish their GPA's forever.

Through association, it has become one of the most loathed and negative phrases ever to emerge from the english language. Can be used as a harsh insult that leaves the insulted party broken, teary-eyed, and in need of psychological therapy to recover.
"You know what? Your momma's such a fuckin idiot that she LIKED 'Writing the Essay' class. ZINGGGG!"

-The Yo' Momma joke to end all insults. It is the last resort and is only used as an extreme measure.
by Wai November 22, 2004
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Writing

The most underrated form of art in this modern age.
Guy: Wanna read my Writing project, aka, story?

Other Guy: No, I'd rather look at this picture/cartoon/comic.
by K_Hart March 17, 2009
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Technical Writing

a delicate blend of writing, editing, and graphic design in a professional manner.
Technical Writing includes brochures, posters, and professional emails.
by kareth2012 September 2, 2011
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Creative Writing

A bunch of emos crammed into a classroom for 52 minutes
by thegayrequiem September 18, 2018
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The HSPVA creative writing department

The members of the creative writing department at HSPVA, located in houston texas. They are the not self-proclaimed chillest of departments.
"Wanna audition for The HSPVA creative writing department "
by Styx, like the river December 3, 2021
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sleep writing

It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?

žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!

Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??

žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
by ZCMC August 9, 2009
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free writing

A term used to express the idea of just picking up a pen and writing the streamline of thoughts you're thinking down on a piece of paper and attempting to have some type of flow.
I am free writing because my heads going to explode with thoughts!
by Samita S. March 25, 2008
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