wrecking ball

when your girlfriend or wife is sleeping climb over her face and hold your balls right above her.. then scream wrecking ball. hopefully she jumps up and slams her face into your balls!

(you say) honey.... are you sleeping. WRECKING BALL ! ! (she says) what the... OUCH !!

by zanoose September 30, 2007

wrecking ball

The testicle of a man who has had one of his testicles removed due to testicular cancer.

Lance Armstrong dumped his wife so he could slam the wrecking ball into Cheryl Crow.

by BAMF April 19, 2005

wrecking ball

One massive testicle (when compared to its brother teste) that rips through the air at such a speed that it can knock any girl off her knees.

"Why didn't you tell me you have a wrecking ball? My ass is all bruises!"

by DanteVT September 13, 2005

wrecking ball

The act of wobbling your scrotum back and forth without the use of your hands. This is best when wearing boxer shorts.

I was bored one day, so my friends and I pulled down our trousers and started doing the wrecking ball.

by DoTheDut August 17, 2005

Wrecking Ball

A act of when a male swings and smacks his balls of ones face, this looks like a wrecking ball going off a building.

Yo Mason i wrecking balled ya mam and nana last night

by Newtons cradle August 17, 2016

Wrecking Ball

A act of when a male swings and smacks his balls of ones face, this looks like a wrecking ball going off a building.

Yo Mason i wrecking balled ya mam and nana last night

by Newtons cradle August 17, 2016

Wrecking Ball

The new Russian national anthem after their humiliating defeat at the hands of Ukrainians.

Yuri: Comrades, ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the national anthem

Audience: I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in…
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me (sad face, sad face)

by Barok Espinoza May 5, 2022