Worthington's Law

More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.

Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"

Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.

by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006

worst day ever syndrome

Spiraling depression. A condition in which a person feels that each day they live is worse than the preceding day. Most generally, this phrase applies to individuals whose personal lives are merely stagnant, rather than actually becoming worse by the day, as might be the case for a starving refugee or a cancer patient.

"Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999

People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.

by Alfred F. May 6, 2008

wormtailsmissingtoe31

a tiktoker who makes videos about percy jackson and dream smp. kinda stupid ngl

jk they're smarter than all of us

did you see wormtailsmissingtoe31's new video? i loved it! his edits are amazing.

by nicoshappymeal June 12, 2021

Worth a straw

Someone who doesn't go through with his or her plans.

A coward or someone who doesn't take risks.

Awulian: I tried to play Tennis with Andy yesterday, but, he told me he came to look around the court for lost money.

Cahill: He is worth a straw, he is worthless, he slept all day while we were on a camping trip last month.

by Agutkeu August 25, 2011

the worst youtuber on earth

Morgz. Fuck Morgz man.

Person one: Hey who’s the worst youtuber on earth.
Everyone in fucking existence: Morgz

by Itsyourpieceofshit April 14, 2020

ice is just frozen worter

Remove yourself from Reddit pls

You are fuck

I'm just gonna type "ice is just frozen worter" since ud won't let me publish without example

by Sebby294 May 31, 2021

not worth it

U need to leave and go find someone better. Ur better than them and they r worthless.

Their not worth it you can do so much better

by depressed life December 7, 2017