Woozle

A very soft, fluffy, and cute kitty

"wow! what a cute woozle you have!"
"can I pet your woozle?"

by kitkat22 September 21, 2017

Bamfoozle woozle

To Bamboozle or confuse someone so hard that they die.

Last night Tony was bamfoozle woozled

by CordlessBog April 19, 2022

woozle

more commonly known as a tree

'where i come from they call them trees.' 'really? where i come from they call them woozles!!'

hug a dried whelk testicle woozle

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

woozle effect

what happens when you get woozled, usually involving an imagined recreational drug user and high amounts of despacito 2

I, THE MIGHTY WOOZLE, SUBJECT YOU TO THE WOOZLE EFFECT!

by alexdapineapple February 11, 2019

Woozle

To put a sock on the nose of annoying dog

The dog was being very annoying, so I woozled him

by Remnant March 10, 2023

Hoozle Woozle

A bunch of unnecessary and often pointless work, a major waste of time that yields no results.

A classic example of a Hoozle Woozle, is when your boss out of nowhere asks you to work overtime on your day off... without extra pay. That's a hoozle woozle you won't want to touch with a 10 foot pole

"Hey man, you coming to the party?"

"Sorry man, I can't. I've already agreed to the hoozle woozle of babysitting my nephew while my Aunt is out."

by PlagueBoi January 30, 2024

woozled

1. absolutely shreked (adjective)
2. the process of absolutely shreking someone (verb)

that someone who is woozled or has been woozled by someone is now subject to the woozle effect

YOU JUST GOT WOOZLED!

by alexdapineapple February 11, 2019