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woodbury middle school

Damn Woodbury middle school sure is trash

Woodbury Theorem 

A theorem stating that any sentence can be altered to end in the word bitch and it will still make sense and be appropriate.

Also known as The Woodbury Theory of Bitchitude.
Would you pass the salt?

-After Woodbury Theorem-

Would you pass the salt, Bitch?

Woodbury Middle School

The absolute worst school to ever exist the face of this earth
Yeah I live in Salem, and unfortunately I go to WMS.

Do you know _____ ? She goes to that trash middle school in salem.

My son's an 8th grader at Woodbury Middle School. He says he's been wanting to graduate since he got there, which I don't blame him for seeing the school, from the outside, looks like a prison.

woodbury 

Woodbury is located south of the twin citys in Minnesota. Woodbury is home to preps, hot chicks, jocks, and cake-eaters alike. They are very rich and snotty according to there neighboring rivals of cottage grove. Woodbury has good sports that are always better then cottage grove. White boys wear there hats to the side along with preppy holister shirts and ripped jeans. To some retards this city is known as hood-bury even though woodbury is not at all hood and contains very little minoritys.
Ex.1
Jack: "We are so much better than everyone cuz we can woop them at soccer and hockey!"

Brandon: "Yea man we rock, lets go shop in Abercrombie in woodbury lakes."

Jack: "Hellz ya!"

Ex.2
Cottage Grove Kid: "dude your playing woodbury tonight?!?!"

Other CG kid: "yea man"

CG kid: "yo gonna get beat"

Other CG kid: "dude I know, I sure hate those preppy holister wearing faggots."
woodbury by CA orie June 8, 2009

ONE WAY WOODERY 

One who orders food with out asking his partners if they need anything.
Boy is he a one way woodery. I want some coco's too.
ONE WAY WOODERY by CMHMA1 January 11, 2008

Syosset/Woodbury 

A preppy, Jappy town on long island. Everyone Wants to be "perfect". Not much diversity. See plainveiw
Most people look down on it like you are rich (which really isnt bad but o well)
"OMG! U LIVE IN SYOSSET/WOODBURY! EWW YOU MUST BE OBNOXIOUS, RICH, AND PREPPy!"