Woodchipper of Cock Forest

a slut that sucks lots of dick. and cock sucker. ghetto gagger. women who eat of swallow the shaft as a result of oral sex.

That bitch blew me so hard; she is the true Woodchipper of Cock Forest.

by Dr. Pat McRotch August 26, 2012

woodchippered

This occurs at high speed on a full-suspension a mountain bike, when the rider's buttocks contacts the rear tire with enough force as to allow the tire's rotation to pull the rider's pelvis (and accompanying anatomy) into the space between the rear tire and the back of the seat tube.

My undercarriage is wrecked from when I got woodchippered.

by MTB ALAN August 31, 2021

Jewish Woodchipper

When she is giving you head and she starts to nibble on your foreskin.

Man 1: woah bro what happen to ya cock?
Man 2: she gave me that nice Jewish Woodchipper bro

by thefortniteburgerguy October 4, 2020

russian woodchipper

When a guy gives a chick vodka until she starts to puke. As the puke flies (the chipped up wood) he then puts his penis (the wood) in her anus (the wood-chipper) while making a loud chainsaw noise

Paul's wood was totally too big, so he invited Becky over for some white russians. The neighbors deck smelt gross after Paul gave Becky a russian woodchipper out the back door.

by PMDelicious July 23, 2009

woodchipper

Any "doggy-style" penetrative sex, anal or vaginal (preferably anal), that is performed on the receiver as they are bent over the toilet vomitting. The effect is enhanced if it is a roaring vomit, and the pelvic thrusts are timed to coincide with each regurgitative evacuation.

Last night, my wife got very drunk and demanded that I make love to her. In the course of doing so, she became very ill, and interrupted our intercourse so she could throw-up. As I was incredibly worked up at this point, I marched right into the bathroom and performed the previosly elusive woodchipper on her as she went about her business. However, it was only vaginal.

by Woody Pase December 1, 2007

woodchipper

the act of ramming your wood into a vomiting female's anus, while simultaneously mimicking the "vrrrr" sound of a woodchipper every time you thrust into the anus; the inward thrusting should be synchronous with the vomiting

a girl in a skirt decided to yack through the window of my best friend's car, so i snuck up behind her and started the woodchipper.

by biganson November 21, 2004

Pinochet Woodchipper

A Pinochet Woodchipper is an advanced helicopter manoeuvre that involves flying upside down and throwing commies out of the door so they fall through the main rotor blades.

Person 1: "Hey man, did you see that commie get shredded by that helicopter's blades?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that's a classic Pinochet Woodchipper"

by Souper Rare August 4, 2021