Wong

A penis

That guy has a huge wong.

by viciousflamingo April 26, 2017

Wong

When one squeezes his or her ass to assist in masturbation. Can also involve the curling of toes or tightening of the hamstrings.

"Prozac turned my dick into taffy; I really had to Wong to get myself off"

by Erich O. January 17, 2009

Wong

When you replace the word wrong and it also makes fun of a Chinese motherfucker it also can start a group to laugh and once you say it others will to

What WONG mom
Ha WONG

your name is over used WONG

by Bears words March 7, 2018

wong

A complete idiot or screw up

Debs, you're such a wong.

or

I can't believe you can't laugh properly, what a wong!

by gretzky November 9, 2008

Wong

A piece of hair or a group of hairs, that stick up in the back of your head, unnoticed by you, and it getting a huge amount of laughs.

Look!! Henry has a huge Wong!!
Dude, just so you know, you have a huge wong

by Nemo Johnson December 29, 2008

Wong

Someone who is a silly poo or had a blonde moment and gets something wrong

Oh my gosh you wong
Told you ya wong

by Squirrelmonkey October 16, 2017

Wong

The word that comes up in phones that use the iTap entry mode instead of "zomg."

Sam: ZOMG I just painted my nails black!

Graham: WONG!!!

by Qianwrenth October 26, 2008