Wodonga

Wodonga is town situated on the murray river. It is opposite to the superior town of Albury. Wodonga is well known through out Australia and the world as been the most undesirable place to live in the world. Wodonga has seven social classes which include emo, goth, bum, satnist, homersexual, inbreed and bogan/yobo. In 1834 Albury was created but a large amount of unsavory people moved into the area so it was decided another town would be built on the other side of the river. This town was called Wodonga which is the aboringal word for "I like it up the ass". In June 1834 after 2 hours of construction Wodonga was created all it was a single barb wire around a 5square km. The river added as a wall as all these bogans where unable to swim. During the 1930's the people of Albury felt sorry for the people of Wodonga who are known as Wondongs so a bridge was built from Albury to supply aid for the Wondongs. A simple barb wire gate on the bridge kept the people of of Wodonga out. By 2006 a new freeway was built which diverted Wodonga this freeway was built after there was a spate of car jackings by the people of Wodonga.

An example of Wodonga is Kazahstan (the borat version) which is the closest thing to what Wodonga

by Peter Alexander May 26, 2008

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wonton wonder

the term wonton wonder is used to describe a spectacular metrosexual beast of chinese descent. whilst his homosexual tendencies are famous world-over, the jolly chinaman is still revered by his peers due to his exceptional knowledge and understanding of the scientific world. whilst the term can be used in a derogatory fashion i.e. 'fuck you wonton wonder you dirty chinaman, it is more commonly used to praise the elegant creature after a well received joke or witticism. whilst the wonton wonder may be a well-liked member of the group, his over zealous metrosexual tendencies may cause him to be on the receiving end of homophobic remarks

e.g. #1 (derogatory manner)
wonton wonder: hey guys wanna go buy some clothes and compare penises?

unfortunate acquaintance: dude, fuck.... wonton u metro

e.g. #2 (complementing)
wonton wonder: confucious say man who sit on toilet high on pot
acquaintance: HAHAHAHAH wonton u lej

by playa from the himalaya June 11, 2009

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chinese wonton dip

When a man puts his scrotum into a woman's vagina and fucks her repetitively with it. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum into her mouth, otherwise known as "tea-bagging"

John wasn't satisfied enough with regular fucking, so he gave her the ol' chinese wonton dip

by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010

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