Wollywhomp

1. The process of one grabbing another by the penis, ripping it off, and shoving it up their anus.

"John shut the hell up, or I swear to god I will Wollywhomp you so hard your nipples will explode."

My friend drank the last juicebox in the fridge, so I Wollywhomped him so severly that I ruptured his anus.

I stole Kool-Aid from a Black Man. Shortly after, he Wollywhomped me.

My girlfriend found out that I was cheating on her with another woman, which resulted in a severe Wollywhomp distribution.

by Jaxz February 23, 2011

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Wolly Mopped

The act or state of an individual who has consumed to many alcoholic beverages.

Look at that nigger over there chugging the Vodka. He is sure to be Wolly Mopped later.

by da B0ss October 25, 2009

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chocolate woolly mammoth

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her

For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.

by Wangcaster September 19, 2009

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Woolly Adelgid

A sexual act that consists of one individual using his/her fingers to stimulate a female's genitalia while they inspect a large number of acorns from an Eastern Hemlock tree. Preferably performed in a semi-public area, such as in a city park, arboretum, or in the back of a biology lab.

Guy 1: Those two kids have been inspecting acorns back there for a while! They must really love the environment.

Guy 2: Nah dude, he's just giving her the ol' Woolly Adelgid. Classic.

by dirtyjobs August 1, 2011

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