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monkey wobbler

Loose term for a wanker,someone who is always wobbling his monkey!!
"That Andy is a proper monkey wobbler, he's always in the toilet pulling himself off"
by bigtongue121 November 18, 2014
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penis wobbler

When you think you are fucking a girl and realize you're actually fucking a potatoe
i think I just had a penis wobbler
by Bob sagat June 23, 2015
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Glossy-Wobbles

One who is so wasted that they have a "glossy" look about them and wobble. Because they are so schlambizzled.
Shit, look at Claude. He's got the glossy-wobbles again!!
by Gabriel Candelaria June 18, 2006
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cunt wobbler

either wobbling your cunt in a sexual manner or a someone who is a general cunt, can be used as an insult
Jack- i like to drink puddles :)
Chris-STFU you cunt wobbler

or

Amy-Im bored :(
Ben-can i give your cunt a wobbling?
by i not sure December 1, 2009
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Danny Wobbles

A slang term for the rear end of either gender, most commonly used by the High Class British in the 40's and 50's.
Baron 1: Right oh! Take a look at those Danny Wobbles on that maiden!

Baron 2: Well spotted Baron 1! I would gladly partake in intercourse with those Danny Wobbles!

Baron 1: Quite
by Titus Welliver May 21, 2013
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Willy wobbler

British lad that wears grey tracksuit bottoms pulled down to his knees
Chav walks in .
Me: hew look a that willy wobbler
by Chavland101 November 9, 2019
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death wobbles

Also used as a skateboarding term for when going to fast down a hill and the skateboard starts to wobble uncontrollably usually resulting in a high speed crash and injury.. Most skateboarders have had this sickening experience and have pissed themselves laughing at other riders experiencing the same.. There is also major relief when denying the death wobbles and regaining control, usually accompanied by bragging.
Alan-'What happened to you?"

Tim - "Fark me I was skatin' down the big dipper and got the death wobbles..I headed straight for the gutter and was pitched onto the grass..Broken arm and grazes everywhere."

Alan-" ha ha ha fucking ha!"
by clownlager March 1, 2010
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