windows me

When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.

Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL

by mol3mole April 6, 2004

Windows 11

Microsoft's newest OS (Operating System) that requires you have a computer that is atleast 3 years old and have TPM 2.0 (Trusted Platform Module) built in either your cpu or motherboard.

Friend #1- Hey, are you going to install Windows 11?

Friend #2- I can't because my computer is ass and Microsoft is strict on people with older components

Friend #1- Damn, that's tough

by ImBoredAsHell July 7, 2021

Window licker

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of a short bus.

My friend Joe is a window licker.

by Bearmama May 3, 2016

Windows 10

Proof Microsoft can't count.

The Origin of Windows 10:
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!

by Nintendium-chan October 15, 2014

Windows Fatal Error

Some bullsh*t in Windows systems which describes a harmless error as fatal. Usually happens when you're working on your computer.

Windows Fatal Error : "The instruction at "07ijk125" failed to initialize in "24ole24r". The program will now close"

by spoolsv.exe May 26, 2009

windous

Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windous only programs.

Oh no, I had to install windous."

by Gaboantsa December 30, 2012

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010