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Me: "What is Israel?"
Person: "A country in Asia"
Wikipedia: "Israel (/ˈɪzriəl, ˈɪzreɪəl/; Hebrew: יִשְׂרָאֵל; Arabic: إِسْرَائِيل ), also known as the State of Israel (Hebrew: מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל), is a country in Western Asia, located on the southeastern shore of the Mediterranean Sea and the northern shore of the Red Sea"
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A far left media outlet that sources artical corrections from main stream media (unsited/unsourcable information) and GOVERNMENT press releases, a source of slightly to mostly revisionist history with minimal basis in reality, moderated by individuals unwilling to have a conversation about history and placing a lot of opinion on topics
I need a mostly incorrect source for info, cite Wikipedia
by Snarfelle May 15, 2023
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Because if it's on a free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit, it must be true!
Hi, wikipedia.
by Slaeyn October 9, 2008
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It's like UD, except you use it for school.
Wikipedia used to be a place where everyone could post information, but since a dipshit posted some false information that was really upsetting to someone else, we must all now join, to post a one sentence correction of some word we just happen to stumble upon on their site. Thank you, jackass...
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A parody of Uncyclopedia, known to only show incorrect answers and allow for all people including YOU to edit and change information.
by BrandonRamone April 17, 2008
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Originally a parody of Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia has grown into the world's largest MMOAEG (Massively Multiplayer Online Article Editing Game,) boasting millions of subscribers and over two million individual realms or 'Articles' in which you can play.

The object of Wikipedia is to make as many edits as possible, as you quest through from the most simple low level articles on insects and bovines to vastly complex articles on the nature of the universe. The final challenge created by the moderators is an article on Wikipedia itself.

'Powerleveling' is a serious problem in Wikipedia, leading to many arguments over comma placement, spelling, and whether 42 really is the answer to life the universe and everything.

Countless lives have been ruined by Wikipedia; as players, or 'editors' as they call themselves, neglect their families and friends.

Of course wikipedia can benefit lives as well. Many uneducated teenagers see Wikipedia as 'leet hax' which they can use to circumvent study, where they are secretly being tricked into reading an encyclopedia. Contrary to unpopular belief, Wikipedia is technically an encyclopedia, although it it edited many millions of extra times.
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Stupid Kid One: Dude, like check out my paper on the industrial revolution. I'll like get an A for sure. Pwnt.

Stupid Kid Two: LOL, moron, you put like this comma in the wrong place. I would know since I just copied my paper off of Wikipedia last week.

Stupid Kid One: OMG dude, like I did that too, but I just copied it last night! LOL, KRINKT!

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Wife: Come to bed honey... I need your opinion on a new outfit I bought (;

Editor: Not now I've almost beat this article. Also you spelled ;) wrong.
by Alisson June 16, 2008
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The ASMS's homework cheatsheet.

Teacher's insist it is not a real site.

Screw that.
There's an assignment due for Biotechnology. First stop, Wikipedia.
by PsychoticHan December 9, 2008
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