Wisteria Life

Someone who lives or want to live in a stereotypical upper-middle class suburb, which usually can be a nice cul-de-sac as well. Because of this, they feel if they are living this life style, they will be happy.

Scott: So Tim, what happened with Kat?

Tim: She dumped me.

Scott: How come?

Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.

Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?

Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.

by Freakie Tim December 29, 2009

wagster

A wannabe gangster that is white.

Shes such a wagster!

by Je$se July 15, 2011

Wisterpoop

A short swift smck to the side of the head

I wisterpooped the pope once

by Imbeingsaton August 27, 2006

wilster

Ugly fat bitch cat

I see wilster is the shadows

by William fat cat September 27, 2020

wisteric

Coming from the meaning of the flower the word wisteric is used to symbolise beauty, love, creativity, innocence, long life and new beginnings as well as everlasting wisdom, longevity and endurance.

That painting looks very wisteric

Taylor swift’s new album is so wisteric

by Swiftie_hannah February 16, 2021

Wibster

White liar, or fibster. A person that lies and is white. Short-form - wib

Want to talk to John?

No, I am tired of his lies. That wibster.

What's up wib.

by KengKong April 1, 2021

Wisteriam

Wisteria are one of nature's most resilient survivors and wisteriam means resilient

the wisteriam tree stood strong in the hard blowing winds

by Dovestone July 24, 2023