wifi

another word for: blow job, head, sucking on the dick

ex: damn! that bitch gave good wifi

by Billy Peterson May 6, 2008

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

Mcdonald's Wifi

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG

Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016

McDonald's WiFi

a term to describe slow wifi

"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."

by kningrad September 5, 2017

FSA Wifi

It is the worst wifi connection possibly achieved on this planet. This wifi is beyond a bad connection. It affects the life of thousands of people around the world.

Ricky: "MY STUPID WEBISTE IS NOT LOADING AGAIN!!!!"

Dave: "Must be FSA Wifi again"
James: "I hate my life"

by what do you mean? March 13, 2019

RPT WIFI

Horrible ass project wifi

Viewer of Yousouf Doumbouya IG Live: This nigga has RPT WIFI

by Shashank Doumbouya May 8, 2022

McDonald's WiFi

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this

McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8

by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018