watering the plants

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

by jajamoneralover September 26, 2008

Wispering Walnut

The act of lightly puffing air into a vagina while engaging in oral sex.

I love you so much I'm going to give you a wispering walnut tonight.

by Leprekan_45 September 7, 2010

watering the soil

When one party, normally male, urinates into his partners anus.

Joe pulled out of Luke and urinated into his butthole as he screamed "IM WATERING THE SOIL"

by GaydanWanks May 11, 2016

pussy watering

when something is extremely attractive or pretty/amazing/beautiful.

Did you see Carla's new shoes?
Absolutely pussy watering.

by lelanastacia January 17, 2022

Wickering

The act of dousing yourself in one third of a can of LYNX deoderant in a vain attempt to emulate the icy cool effect of the Graham-like man in the advert.

"God can you smell that, someone has been Wickering again"

by S.X. Mann July 11, 2005

wintering in rome

A 19th century posh word for lesbian

"Did you hear she's wintering in rome?"

by shlotedaddy June 26, 2019

watering can

A can that is regularly used to water plants used in a way to mix drinks.

Next time I come over, I'll make the world famous watering can shots.
Fill up the watering can so we can partake in some hardcore watercanning

by Matt n DBone September 29, 2010