wert whirl

The whistle guys give to girls to let them know they are hot.

The whistle sounds like a slide whistle and the sound resembles the word itself.

Bobby gave Lisa a big WERT WHIRL out of the window of his Firebird during his cat call by the High Scool.

by Brownie Johnson September 13, 2008

wierd al

A stupid-ass misspelling of the name of the gretest singer of all time, Weird Al

i r teh stoopide likar uv wierd al

by Freak July 30, 2003

Matt Wieters

When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.

I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Wietering

The act of surfing the internet searching for abnormal, bizarre and sick human activities, mostly sexual related (for example docking, fooping, dutch rudder, etc.), while controlling the keyboard with one hand and juggling the willy with the other hand. Wietering is the literal translation for the Dutch word "Pieteren", because in Dutch a willy is commonly referred to as a "Piet".

James: Why is he looking so strangely at his computer screen?
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.

by Punani Master April 26, 2014

wertyuiopqsdfghjklaxcvbnmz

Stop. Just stop.

Instead of getting a girlfriend I am typing wertyuiopqsdfghjklaxcvbnmz into urban dictionary

by Big Yacht January 15, 2021

wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn

Pov: now you skip the first and last letter

wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn
14 year old: omg,so random

by Alphabet mixer July 29, 2021

Dance Wierd

A brilliant way to get your friends excited at the club
Can also be substituted for pas de basques in Scottish country dancing

Aww come one mate let’s just dance wierd
Turn to your partner and dance wierd

by Megan I.C August 12, 2018