Widget 

Widget: noun. To behave silly or foolishly. Not using common sense while tasking.

"Hey man, why did you break that window" "I don't know" "You're a Widget

Widget by Neezo October 26, 2009

Widget 

a white midget

hey man, did you see that widget?

Widget by puttingupafight November 19, 2010

widget 

an ornamental "bobble" fastener for ponytails and braids -- two beads or other ornaments attached to either ends of an elastic loop or elastic figure 8

I just got a pair of hello Kitty widgets

widget by Sparki July 29, 2003

Widget 

Those little flood things that squirm around in halo.

- "Aw man! I cant believe those widgets killed me!"
- "That widget just took over that guy!"

Widget by Drinkwata January 14, 2008

Widget 

A tiny vestigial brain which is all that remains of the person's intellect after years of mental self-harm

The 'widget' drives extremely retarded behaviour, loves to be the centre of attention and is often to be found railing against an irrational sense of injustice, corruption or lack of integrity.

Can become abusive but amusing when roused.

That guy is hassling me everyday 'cos he thinks I stole his bubble-gum stickers, what a widget!

Widget by rex12 May 14, 2011

Widget 

A clump of head hair that sticks up above the crown, looking rather like a ducks tail

Mr Whipe had a large widget after sleeping on a pillow

Widget by davidlanc December 24, 2008

widget 

In print journalism, i.e. newspapers, magazines, news sites -- any small, short or insconsequential item, often used as a filler, or in a column of similar short news items such as crime briefs.

My editor said he only wanted a widget on this barroom killing.

widget by Tom Bell July 1, 2005