witches tit

the extreme ends of any spectrum

Man, its colder than a witches tit out here.

by ross March 5, 2004

Witches French Kiss

When ones penis tip is dipped in toilet water when one first sits down to poop. Generally caused by having a large penis even when flaccid.

Yesterday I went to BM on a public toilet that had a high water problem caused by a poo related plug; needless to say I was greeted with a cold, wet, witches French kiss. witches kiss witchs kiss

by Poot_er May 15, 2016

Witches finger

A crooked blunt.

Jimmy rolled a witches finger.

by Sir Saglit January 27, 2018

witches piss

Tea when someone has added far too much milk making it very pale, giving it the appearance of 'witches piss'. Northern English term

Dave: "here's your tea, mate"
Pete:"fucking hell. You've given me witches piss!"

by Tobytyke February 20, 2021

darkness then redness then whiteness

Toby Turner "tobuscus" 's intro to his vlogs on his channel tobyturner. He is an amazing youtube who I watch every day. He pushes his finger against his iphone then shouts "darkness then redness then whiteness in a cool tone. He is awesome.

go to his you tube channel tobyturner and every one of his intros says darkness then redness then whiteness

by benHarr November 5, 2013

Colder than a witches tit

When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it

It's colder than a witches title outside

by CowboyDave December 17, 2016

witchess

A woman who holds in her own right the title to such witchcraft or wizardry, or is the wife of a highest wizard, is normally styled witchess.
The woman of highest badassery and full of crappie wizardry

Zii is so full of witchcraft that she's like the witchess of the world

by urbandouche08 February 19, 2015