The Whiteness

A man so white, as to almost appear opaque. He makes Q-Tips jealous. Rice envies his lack of pigment. When a white linen napkin is in his presence, it most likely falls to the floor in awe. Flour fails to live up to his level of pastieness.

"Do you remember seeing The Whiteness at Q's Place that one time, Joe?"

"Every time I look in the mirror."

by Tyrannical T-Bagger November 21, 2013

whitenessity

When your being white, actually prevents you from being empathetic to our black brothers and sisters (or poc), and compels you to challenge them on subjects you couldn't possibly understand, bc you are not black (or poc). You feel bc you have never experienced these issues they

must

not

exist.

It's a form of denial common in white people, bc then they'd have to admit just how racist things really are. It's easier to just act like our black brothers and sisters, (or poc) don't know what tf they're talking about. 🤷✌️

The whitenessity of Kimberly and Karen, thinking that bc they've never been denied a job based solely on their name, that it doesn't happen! Try putting Jaidynce on an application! And I'm just as qualified!!

by Anniebanannie! August 18, 2021

Whitenessing

How white people perceive, witness reality.

"Those dudes whitenessed the invasion of the Capitolio so they think it was actually Antifa and the FBI who did it"

"Whitenessing Trump steal those top secret documents makes you think they were planted there by the FBI"

by chatonildo September 22, 2022

Wichnerson

A tall, dark, and handsome guy that likes to spread positivity around him but has a cold heart. Has hidden talents and likes to gatekeep stuff to himself. Never likes being the center of attention.

Damn I didnt know you could do that Wichnerson!

by 058bbka April 7, 2025